• Citizen:

    I don't believe in abortion.

  • Government:

    Then don't get one.

  • Citizen:

    I don't believe in birth control.

  • Government:

    You don't have to use it.

  • Citizen:

    I think gay marriage is a sin.

  • Government:

    Don't marry the same sex then.

  • Citizen:

    I want my kids to learn about creationism.

  • Government:

    Take them to church.